It’s ’bout as bad as it could be
Seems everybody’s buggin’ me
Like nothing wants to go my way

Hope life’s been good to you
since you’ve been gone
I’m doin’ fine now–I’ve finally moved on

The car won’t start-it’s falling apart
I was late for work and the boss got smart
My pantyline shows-got a run in my hose
My hair went flat-man, I hate that

Any man of mine’ll say it fits just right
When last year’s dress is just a little too tight
And anything I do or say better be okay

Make a wish-make a move
Make up your mind-you can choose
When you’re up-when you’re down
When you need a laugh come around

When I talk to other guys
You think they’re on my tail
I get so aggravated when I get off the phone
And I get the third degree

I’d give anything and everything and I will always care.
Through weakness and strength, happiness and sorrow,
for better or worse, I will love you with

Don’t wantcha for the weekend, don’t wantcha for a night
I’m only interested if I can have you for life, yeah
Uh, I know I sound serious and baby I am

Don’t look so lonely
Don’t act so blue
I know I’m not the only

I’m lookin’ for a lover
Who can rev his little engine up
He can have a ‘55 Chevy
Or a fancy little pick-up truck